Illustration of a Jeep Wrangler

Jeep slap

By the late 90’s, Volkswagen Beetles (i.e., ‘bugs’) had all but disappeared from Australian roads, and ‘punch bug’ was a bust.

We obviously still needed a reason to whack each other on road trips, so during the 00’s us Roberts’ started playing ‘Jeep slap’ instead (and we still play it to this day).

Here are the rules:

  1. One slap per Jeep per person.
  2. Whoever slaps first wins, and anyone else who slaps afterwards loses .
  3. You must say ‘Jeep slap’ while you slap.
  4. If it’s not a Jeep, you lose.
  5. If the slap is too hard, you lose.
  6. If you lose, you can’t talk again until you win.
  7. Car yards don’t count for more than one slap.
  8. To the victor go the spoils (whatever they are)!
  9. The driver’s decision is final!

Happy slapping!